Arizona Congressweasel Matt Salmon dropped by an elementary school last Thursday to teach a group of second and third graders to explain how a bill becomes a law. Except that instead of singing a song about a cheery little Bill who hopes and prays that both chambers of Congress pass him and the president signs him into law, Salmon drifted into a fascinating fugue on what might happen if Barack Obama vetoes a Republican resolution against Obama’s Iran Nuclear deal. For some reason, the 7- and 8-year-olds didn’t seem to catch all the nuances of parliamentary procedure, and instead quite a few went home worried about suicide bombers under their beds. It’s almost as if Ted Cruz’s campaign technique of personally frightening little kids is catching fire, as it were. Parent Scott Campbell told Phoenix station KPHO that Salmon’s presentation went in a dark direction when he got to the discussion of the president’s veto power: “The congressman chose to give an example of the current situation in Iran, and made some inappropriate comments about ‘Do you know what a nuclear weapon is?

Do you know that there are schools that train children your age to be suicide bombers?'” He and other parents were shocked. He said he had to console his young daughter. “After school my daughter was very concerned and said to me she actually didn’t even know what suicide was and was very afraid,” he explained. Well, you see, that’s just what happens when a legislator hasn’t thought out his lesson plan. Surely, if Salmon had prepared better, he could have brought in some photos of little kids wearing explosive vests, and perhaps some news photos of the aftermath of a suicide bombing. jcpenney lisette sheer curtainsThat surely would have answered the girl’s questions.nailless curtains Not long after the talk, Kristofer Sippel, principal of San Tan Charter School, sent a note home explaining that the teachers had tried to redirect Salmon back toward his discussion of how bills become laws, (at least when the president isn’t a power-mad Muslim-lover bent on national suicide):second hand curtains remuera

I interjected that we had time for a few questions in hops [sic] to divert the conversation. At this point, the questions changed to a different topic; however, after a few questions the topic again turned to ISIS and terrorists; at that point, Ms. Kisler did a great job and interrupted the Q & A to thank the Congressman for coming to the classroom. Some of your kiddos may have come home yesterday to share their experience with you; this may have left you uneasy, if your family was troubled with this discussion, I encourage you to please reach out to the Congressman’s office to discuss this with him and/or his staff. When asked for comment, Salmon’s office initially hinted that, in a world where the president is bent on giving away our national sovereignty to Muslim radicals, Rep. Salmon’s comments were far from out of line, according to spokesman Tristan Daedalus (just back from a walking tour of Dublin): “The content o‎f those remarks wasn’t anything beyond what children could expect to see or hear on any timely TV or radio newscast,” Daedalus said.

“It was never Congressman Salmon’s intention to offend any parents present, so our office was happy to meet with them and discuss their concerns.” Salmon also called some of the parents, including Campbell, to apologize for upsetting the children. Campbell said that while he still disagrees with Salmon’s politics, he did appreciate the gesture, which he described as “genuine and welcome.” As of press time, Donald Trump had not yet called Salmon a pathetic weak little baby for apologizing just because he made some liberal’s kid cry, nor had Trump yet explained that in the same situation, he’d have told the girl, “You want to see tears? Think how hard you’ll be crying when another kid your age detonates his suicide vest after crossing the border — which is wide open, no control down there at all — and comes to your school and blows himself up. If your tear ducts aren’t burned out of your eyes by the blast. We are living in dangerous times little girl, and our leaders are weak and useless.

Tell your daddy to wake up and vote for me so I can make America great again.” [KPHO via Mediaite / WaPoStay The Course Lyrics from Less You Know the BetterMeanings, Special Memories, and Misheard Lyrics... Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language: From the first in hell, a child let out a cry Some say cause we in hell 'till we die What if that death is no sign of Mohamed No sign of visa, just an early asking for your visa We're back on the third rock People trying got keep 'em head up, you heard pop? And bad time trespasses on your premises Good times avoid you like a Nemesis With or without we all gonna face that Find a way to put food on a place mat Stay sound, don't feed your anger 'Cause trouble always imposing with this bulldozer The majority will not see the few chosen But will see our way through before curtain closing Maneuver aroundBe the one, be the man, be forever, the style

Never stop, never rest, always know, never guess Navigate to the north east south or west Just stay the course, just stay the course Keep your eye on the prize and your thoughts out the box And your head in the sky, take the knife, cut the pie Take a peek, no matter east, north, south or west And just stay the course, I gotta stay the course We'll be talking back, a matter of fact right and exact Maintain, just stay on track Maintain, just stay the course 'Cause if you don't that's when you're lostStay the course take a horse as I make my way across the high planes An army instead of shaking and Let it drop for never taking the loss From the start to the finish, my heart will never diminish Hit the stage but I started in the park On the benches I was singing for When I sing it's such a blessing They for redemption poem bringing with dimensions Bring on different dimensions, you see that shit?