Fisher Price Loving Family Dollhouse 1999 Bathroom Vanity With Medicine Cabinet Fisher Price Loving Family Dollhouse 1999 Birthday Cake Dining Table Centerpiece Fisher Price Loving Family Dollhouse 1999 Blue & Green Step Stool Baby Potty 74816 Tonka Dollhouse Blonde Woman Figure In A Cowgirl Outfit, Cowboy Boots, Red Bandana"Never drink any drink with a paper umbrella in it, never drink any drink with a humorous name, and never drink any drink that changes colour when the last ingredient goes in." A drink so potent the whole room hushes when someone orders it. The bartender pales and asks, "Are you sure?", and then, after putting on a welding mask and asbestos gloves, takes the bottle out of a locked safe and pours it with tongs. When the stirring spoon is removed, it's been melted away, and the ice cubes jump out with a yelp when dropped into it. And that's just the beginning of the fun. Consumption often results in a Fire-Breathing Diner, Intoxication Ensues, the Mushroom Samba, or if you're lucky, quick, merciful unconsciousness.

If you're UNlucky, all of the above. Except unconsciousness, at least until the least opportune moment. A common scene involves a character (often a Cloudcuckoolander) downing an entire Gargle Blaster and suffering no ill effects, causing everyone else in the room to be thoroughly confused. Someone else tries it, because obviously it must be weaker than it's supposed to be, and ends up with the usual effects. Named after the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster from The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy; drinking one has been compared to "having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick." You may need a Hideous Hangover Cure to recover from it. The Screwball Serum is an explicitly non-alcoholic variant, whose end results may be equally disturbing. Another variant is the Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce, which is served as a condiment, not as a drink. For the opposite, see Klatchian Coffee. May be served with a Masochist's Meal. Beware of anyone who has this as their Drink Order.

Contrast with I Drank What, when someone drinks something that's not supposed to be drunk at all. Compare/Contrast with Unsuspectingly Soused, when someone drinks a Gargle Blaster without realizing it's alcoholic, and A Tankard of Moose Urine, when beer is just bad without excessive (or necessarily any) alcohol content. Bartlett: In the three years, seven months, and two weeks that I've been in the bag, that's the most extraordinary stuff I've ever tasted. MacDonald: (mildly) Well, I think it's rather good. "A lot of stories are told about scumble, and how it is made out on the damp marshes, according to ancient recipes passed down rather unsteadily from father to son. It's not true about the rats, or the snakes' heads, or the lead shot. The one about the dead sheep is a complete fabrication. We can lay to rest all the variants of the one about the trouser button. But the one about not letting it come into contact with metal is absolutely true..." Lister: (hoarsely) Very smooth.

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How much alcohol is in those? Bartender: Enough to make you forget you're being thrown into a volcano. It bubbled and it burbled and it glowed a fizzly green And what it did to test equipment frankly was obscene... A city slicker came and he said "I'm tough" I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down And I heard him a-moaning as he hit the ground... A man went to a barmaid, said mix me up a drink, A cocktail made up of whatever you think. She mixed it, he drank it, he went quite cross-eyed, And three hours later he came to and cried... Chris: Now everyone is curious and they all want to know Does it make you smarter? Will it make your penis grow? It won't bring you women, and it won't bring you luck So why do we drink it? Every fighter pilot in the room: 'CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE FUCK! Our captain once tried a tankard of Jack's mighty potion. He seemed alright, so we all went off to bed.